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Title: Orientation
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters: Martha Jones, Harry Sullivan
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Doctor Who still belongs to the BBC, not me.
Summary: When Martha joins UNIT, she discovers that she shares something in common with her commanding officer.
Author's Notes: Written for dramedy's birthday. Hope you like it, Lauren! <3


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Title: A Battle of Wills
Author: sanestlunatic
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ten/The Master
Summary: When the Master tries to have sex in the shower, he receives some rather unexpected results...
Disclaimer: All trademarked characters are copyright their respective owners.
Author's Notes: Thanks to starxd_sparrow for the fantastic beta and encouragement!

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Title: Our Gallifreyan Cousin
Pairing: Ten/Master
Rating: Hard R? Something like that.
Summary: The Doctor learns the hard way that the Master shouldn't be allowed to pick romantic destinations.
Notes: Any historical inaccuracies are due to the fact that I was internet-less at the time. I think the title is silly, but dramedy seemed to like it, so blame it on her. >.>

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NaNoWriMo 2007, 1/6

NaNoWriMo 2007: A long, involved AU piece featuring Obi-Wan Kenobi and Quinlan Vos as bounty hunters, Anakin as a savant mechanic, and any number of other characters. Ten years after the downfall of the Jedi, Obi-Wan and Quin come across Anakin in the Outer Rim, and their discovery leads to any number of crazy adventures.

(Yes, it's currently incomplete.)

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Untitled
Fandom: Star Wars
Character: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 25. Teammates
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Obi-Wan is captured, Anakin finds help from an unlikely source – and makes some surprising discoveries.
Author's notes: Originally written for [info]izzardwizzard for this year's [info]jedi__santa.


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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Family
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 24. Family
Rating: G.
Word Count: 1021.
Summary: Anakin is lonely; Obi-Wan tries his best to comfort him.
Author's Note: I hate to sound like a Mary Sue author, but I do suck at summaries. Also, I think this takes place fairly shortly after TPM.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: The Luckiest Banana
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Obi, Barriss, Ani)
Prompt: 48. diamond.
Word Count: 714
Rating: R.
Summary: Barriss needs advice - and who better to ask than Obi-Wan?
Author's Note: Also posted at [info]swficchallenge for challenge #4, "Embarrassing Moments". Certain concepts are blatantly stolen from [info]omg_lightsaber, my wonderful cracky RP (where I incidentally play both Obi-Wan and Barriss, as well as a multitude of other characters). This is the closest to het you will ever see me write. (I was going to make it a threesome, but my Obi-muse rebelled and threw a hissy fit.)

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ficlet post #5

Title: Apprentice.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 22. Enemies.
Word Count: 303.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Vader is dead; Obi-Wan is captured and taken back to his Master.
Author's Note: Weird RotS-ish AU. I have no idea, I'm just procrastinating on finals-related things. The Quin handpr0n is coming, I promise, it's just that my Quin muse is being difficult.

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Title: Strangers.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Prompt: 25. Strangers.
Word Count: 200.
Rating: PG.
Summary: Obi-Wan confronts Anakin on Mustafar. (Let's see how many fics I can write about this. *eyeroll*)
Author's Notes: Tralala fic! Hopefully, I can start being productive, since I've finally escaped school. Silly school. I've got two fics in progress that should be nice, but they're being awfully difficult (one's been difficult since November), and I'm still searching for inspiration for some Quin hand!porn. Heh.

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Title: Lust
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 97. writer's choice
Rating: PG-15 or thereabouts. Not quite PG-13, not quite R.
Word Count: 226
Summary: For Obi-Wan, the forbidden fruit is the sweetest.
Author's Note: Originally written for challenge #5 (Seven Deadly Sins) at [info]swficchallenge.

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ficlet post #4: more porn!

Title: Untitled.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 96. Writer's Choice.
Word Count: 534.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Shower. Blowjob. Not much to summarize.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]lumy12's birthday. Happy birthday, Wendy! I tried to write Obi/Sidious, but it refused to work out (and sent my Obi-muse scampering under the bed, where I had to coax him out with chocolate, strawberries, and naked!Qui). So, to please your inner Palpy, I wrote some hot pr0n that isn't Obi/Ani. Hope you like it! (And yes, it counts. It's totally still the 17th where I live. For thirteen more minutes, even.)

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Title: Untitled.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 76. Who?
Word Count: 404
Rating: NC-17.
Author's Notes: Sorry for the insane...hiatus? I don't know what to call it. I've been swamped by schoolwork and crazy mad uninspired. :'( But, hey, porn makes everything better, right? And I know who the narrator is...can you guess?

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Title: Fun With Roboclaws.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ani/Obi)
Prompt: 34. Not Enough.
Word Count: 588.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Just what the title sounds like. Pure unadulterated PWP.
Author's Note: Yeah, lame title. Dude, it's hand!porn. Don't complain.

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Title: Sixth Sense
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 35. Sixth Sense.
Word Count: 572.
Rating: R.
Summary: Anakin walks in on a strange situation.
Author's Note: The only excuse I have for this fic is that my brain is on crack today. I blame it on the utter lack of food in my dorm room. Also, this is some sort of AU. And straight-ish!teenage!Anakin (first seen in "My Padawan Has Two Masters") amuses me.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: What is This Feeling?
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Quin/Obi)
Prompt: 21. Friends.
Word Count: 1475
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Quin and Obi-Wan are tired of being inexperienced, so they decide to try things out together.
Author's Notes: A mostly angst-free fic! *gives self a sticker* Also, this contains chan. I'm not quite sure how old they are - I think Quin's sixteen, which would make Obi fourteen. While the title is courtesy of the shuffle on my iPod, the fic itself has nothing to do with the lyrics of the song.

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ficlet post #3

Title: Red.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Maul/Obi)
Prompt: 11. Red.
Word Count: 164.
Rating: R.
Author's Notes: Just...um...kind of pretend this would be possible in canon. *shifty look* Implied (not especially graphic) bloodplay.

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Title: Orange.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Obi/Bail.)
Prompt: 12. Orange.
Word Count: 156.
Rating: PG-13.
Author's Notes: Mmm, fruit fetish.

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Title: Yellow.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Quin/Obi)
Prompt: 13. Yellow.
Word Count: 208.
Rating: PG-13.
Author's Notes: Angsty Quin/Obi. Awww. *pets Quin*

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Title: Green.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 14. Green.
Word Count: 195.
Rating: PG.
Author's Notes: I'm actually referencing my least favorite part of Jedi Apprentice "canon" here (I generally disregard much of the JA series when it comes to canon...or anything written by Jude Watson, for that matter). See what I do for you?

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Title: Blue.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Ani/Obi)
Prompt: 15. Blue.
Word Count: 183.
Rating: PG.
Author's Notes: Angsty!Ani...but when isn't Ani angsty? Heh.

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Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Mace/Obi)
Prompt: 16. Purple.
Word Count: 220.
Rating: PG-13.
Author's Notes: Another angstgasm. Note to self: Find a less angsty fandom. This is actually about fourth on my list of Obi-pairings that I like (tied with Obi/Maul *shifty look*). Also, nobody writes porn with Mace. WTF, fandom?

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Title: Brown.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Prompt: 17. Brown.
Word Count: 198.
Rating: R.
Author's Notes: I literally couldn't come up with anybody for brown (except for, like, Yoda, and I forgot how amplexus worked a long time ago). So, this is the result.

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Title: Black.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Xan/Obi)
Prompt: 18. Black.
Word Count: 145.
Rating: R.
Author's Notes: Yay, Xan! I should write more fics with him. Kind of implied non-con.

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Title: White.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi. (Sidious/Obi, Vader/Obi)
Prompt: 19. White.
Word Count: 181.
Rating: R.
Author's Notes: For Wendy, although I don't think this is quite what you had in mind. Definite implied non-con like whoa. Also, I'm tempted to write an AU kind of like this.

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Title: Colorless.
Fandom: Star Wars.
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Prompt: 20. Colourless.
Word Count: 100.
Rating: G.
Author's Notes: ...because what would my Monday night fics be without at least one drabble?

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Patience
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Obi/Ani)
Prompt: 6. Hours
Word Count: 1735
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Anakin can't meditate; Obi-Wan gets irritated.
Author's Notes: A little Valentine's Day present for you. ;) Thanks to Becca for teaching me about Jedi clothing.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Nightmares
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 72. fixed
Word Count: 798
Rating: G. Or PG, I guess, 'cause it talks about death.
Author's Notes: Awww, look at the ickle!Ani cuteness. *pets him* Also, why is there not a "dreams" prompt? *emo woe*

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Water
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 51. Water
Word Count: 308
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: Someday, I will actually write porn with these two having sex together, I swear.

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Title: Fire
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi, Obi/other)
Prompt: 52. fire
Word Count: 530
Rating: R
Author's Notes: Second in my elemental series. Still no actual two-person porn. Poor Qui. *pets him*

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Title: Spirit
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi, Quin/Obi)
Prompt: 55. spirit
Word Count: 439
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: I wrote this during physics. True story.

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Title: Air
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Mace/Qui, Obi/Qui)
Prompt: 54. Air.
Word Count: 538
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Obi-Wan's trying to meditate, but his concentration gets interrupted by something else...
Author's Notes: Fourth in the elemental series. Tenuous connections to the prompt that make me giggle immaturely probably aren't funny to anybody else, but damn, I like Mace/Qui. Written 'cause Amber wanted some porn.

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ficlet post #1

Title: Untitled.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Obi/Ani, Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 23. lovers
Word Count: 251
Rating: R
Author's Notes: random shortfic. whee!

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Title: The Box
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (implied Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 40. sight
Word Count: 427
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I started this back in October, but didn't finish it till now. And yes, I do fail at titles. Originally written for "insides", till I decided that Qui needed a drawer of sex toys. *shifty look*

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Title: Choices
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 86. choices
Word Count: 237
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: An AU I'd actually like to explore – Obi turns to the Dark Side after killing Maul (although he becomes more grey than Dark, I suppose, as he makes killing Dark Jedi/Sith/etc his life's purpose). And I really need to stop writing in present tense.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Alone.
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ani/Obi, implied Qui/Obi)
Prompt: 10. years
Word Count: 2789
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: Originally written for [info]oni_ishtar for [info]jedi__santa. Also unique in that it's the only dom!Ani I've ever written. Takes place just prior to AotC.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: My Padawan Has Two Masters
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (implied Qui/Obi, one-sided Ani/Padme)
Prompt: 77. what?
Word Count: 1451
Rating: R (for language and sexual references).
Author's Notes: Crack-tastic AU wherein Qui's still alive and Ani is oblivious. Sorry for the delay in fic, I was eaten by exams and came out the wrong way.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Birthday Presents
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (implied Obi/Qui/Xan, Xan/Qui)
Prompt: 2. Middles.
Word Count:1316.
Rating: R.
Author's Notes: Some crazy AU where Xan's still alive and at the Temple for Obi's seventeenth birthday.

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Dec. 27th, 2007

Title: Pretty Things
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 4. Insides.
Word Count: 962
Rating: NC-17.
Author's Notes: Mmmm, porn. It does a body good. Title courtesy of Rufus Wainwright.

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Title: The Death of Stars
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi (implied Obi/Ani, Ani/Padme)
Prompt: 3. Ends
Word Count: 508
Rating: PG-13
Author's Notes: Mustafar angst in honor of yesterday's RotS release. The bit about dead stars is from Matthew Stover's wonderful (slashy) novelisation of RotS.

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Title: Beginnings
Fandom: Star Wars
Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Prompt: 1. Beginnings
Word Count: 674
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Doing a reboot on the challenge (redoing the two I already have done) so I can count fanfic100 as NaNoWriMo. Yay for trying to write 100 fics (and 50,000 words) in a month!

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